To quote from the musical Legally Blonde, “Oh my god, oh my god, you guys,” it’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything. I took a hiatus (and Greta did, too), but I’m back in action, Jackson. So you bettah expect to see some furious hanger busting blogging going on from here on out. I’m on this like white on rice, again. Let’s get this party started!

Okay, so last week, I was so freaking hangry, I thought I was going to kill someone. I was like, an 8 on the hanger scale. That’s bad news, right there. I didn’t eat enough calories for breakfast before my kickboxing class at the New York Sports Club. During the class, I could feel my stomach growling. Not cool when you’re trying to be a GFY kind of kickboxer, my friends. The hanger overcomes you and even though you might think the anger brought upon by being hungry would aid in the ass-kicking, the low blood sugar wins out, and energy loss overcomes you. I didn’t have any snacks on hand (bad idea for a girl who frequently gets hangry) and I had a bunch of errands to run after my class. What was a hangry chick to do? I’ll tell you what she’s to do. She’s to get to Cosi, close to where her errands are to be conducted, and grab a hanger busing lunch. Awww yeah. (Ceasing the creepy third-person writing….annnndddd….now.)

So, I went to Cosi. And I got this for lunch.

It’s a half Signature Salad Light (half the dressing and the cheese–you have to ask for that specifically) and a half Turkey Light Sandwich on multi-grain bread (you can see that I was so hangry, I couldn’t wait to take a bite of the sammy before taking the picture–I believe I was chewing while photographing). All of this deliciousness for 387 calories, according to Cosi’s nutrition facts. You’re gettin’ your protien, carbs, veggies, little fruit, and some diary, all to healthfully beat your hanger. After scarfing down enjoying this delicious combo, I was hanger-free, and able to run my errands without causing a hangry fight with a sales person, or getting passively-aggressively weird to a fellow customer. Hanger averted!